Rod Stewart’s Profanity Peeve

There was one prominent celebrity at Al Gore’s Live Earth concerts who focused on a different kind of environmental contamination.

Veteran rocker Rod Stewart was appalled at the profane language that polluted the global festivities.

Comedian Chris Rock’s vile vernacular at the London venue necessitated U.K. TV and radio personality Jonathan Ross to issue an apology to the viewing audience.

“I listened to people effing and blinding during the Live Earth Concert last weekend and it just sounded so cheap,” Ross remarked.

The lewd, crude language prompted Stewart to promise his audience that he’ll personally pay up if he curses while performing.

“If you hear me swear on stage I’ll give you all a tenner [10 British pounds],” the legendary singer pledged.

Jennifer Aniston’s Shower Secret

Al Gore’s earth preaching has prompted all sorts of worldly wisdom to emerge from the mouths of stars.

Jennifer Aniston offered an earth friendly pearl. She revealed her formula for safeguarding the planet’s future, which involves a special form of whole body hygiene, according to “The Green Book” by Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen.

While taking a shower, Aniston also brushes her teeth.

“I take a three-minute shower. I even brush-wash-brush my teeth while I shower,” Aniston announced.

The actress explained how shower multitasking helps people in Africa.

“Every two minutes in the shower uses as much water as a person in Africa uses for everything in their life for a whole day.”

Perhaps next Aniston can figure out a way to include in her shower a few loads of laundry and a day’s worth of dishes.

Live Earth is a Con – cert

What an event!

Led by a failed politician who doles out junk science and fails to disclose his ownership of carbon offset enterprises as he basks in the media spotlight, we are then preached to by rock stars, rap stars and actors, the repository of all wisdom.

Fergie says she’s selling her SUV and donated the proceeds “to global warming.”

Madonna performs while she invests in the biggest polluters on the planet and the whole lot of them are the most conspicuous consumers in history.